MATRON(Spoken)
The whole world´s gone low-brow. Thing´s ain´t what
they used to be.
VELMA(Spoken)
They sure ain´t, Mama. They sure ain´t it´s all gone.
(Singing)
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
MATRON
Class.
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you?"
And, "How charming?"
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
VELMA AND MATRON
Class!
Ah, there ain´t no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain´t no ladies now,
There´s only pigs and whores
And even kids´ll knock ya down
So´s they can pass
Nobody´s got no class!
VELMA
Whatever happened to old values?
MATRON
And fine morals?
VELMA
And good breeding?
MATRON
Now, no one even says "oops" when they´re
Passing their gas
Whatevcer happened to class?
VELMA
Class
VELMA AND MATRON
Ah, there ain´t no gentlemen
That´s fit for any use
And any girl´d touch your privates
For a deuce
MATRON
And even kids´ll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA
And even kids´ll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody´s got no class!
VELMA
All you ready about today is rape and theft
MATRON
Jesus Christ, ain´t there no decency left?
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody´s got no class!
MATRON
Everybody you watch
VELMA
´S got his brains in his crotch
MATRON
Holy crap
VELMA
Holy crap
MATRON
What a shame
VELMA
What a shame
VELMA AND MATRON
What became of class? |